Tagline: “He’s one hungry hamster!” (Guys! I love this tagline! It doesn’t make any sense if you don’t know the content of the book, thus making it absolutely terrific.)
Premise: Evan and Andy are back, and so is Monster Blood, the incredible substance that grows on its very own and causes living beings to do the same when ingested. Evan’s not at his happiest when he first meets up with Andy, who’s recently moved to his hometown. No one in his school believes him about his Monster Blood mishaps (who would’ve thought?), his science teacher Mr. Murphy is forever making him clean class hamster Cuddles’ cage, and a truly heinous bully nicknamed Conan the Barbarian won’t stop pestering him. So–and this is a perfectly logical decision, in my opinion–decides they should feed Cuddles Monster Blood. Good idea, right? Of course not! Cuddles grows to epic proportions, topping ten feet tall, and Evan is forced to eat some Monster Blood and wrestle him (!). That doesn’t seem to be working, as Cuddles is clearly stronger than Evan (yes, that’s correct), but very suddenly during their tussle, they’re back to normal size. Andy laughs uproariously when she realizes the Monster Blood’s expiration date is that very day and all is well. Then Mr. Murphy gives Evan Cuddles as a gift (I don’t know, either), Andy’s parents send her some Monster Blood they found on their trip around the world, and Cuddles may or may not have eaten some. THE END.
Creepiness factor: Conceptually, Monster Blood isn’t really that scary, even when witches are involved. And here, they aren’t. The appeal of the Monster Blood books comes entirely from their inherent goofiness, and honestly, after Why I’m Afraid of Bees, this is a welcome shift.
Signature Stine moment: Oh, so many! Andy always wears horrible neon clothing, there are similes galore, and then THIS happens:
“‘We won’t need it,’ Evan told her firmly. ‘We won’t.”
He was very, very wrong.”
If that’s not gold, I don’t know what is.
Accuracy of title: Spot on. It’s the second Goosebumps book about Monster Blood. Pretty open and shut case here.
Moral of the story: Monster Blood does have an expiration date, so, you know, go crazy.
Overall rating: 7/10. This was a fun one, better than the first in the Monster Blood series, and it involved an adolescent boy wrestling a giant hamster. There are a staggering four Monster Blood books total, the last of which is the sixty-second and final book in the Goosebumps series. So now we truly have something to look forward to! Next up: Deep Trouble. If there are no sharks in Deep Trouble, I’m going to be very upset.